When you reach into your bra to remove your nursing pad and notice you applied the nursing pad inside out with the adhesive pressed against your breast instead of your bra.
You then spend a few highly uncomfortable minutes peeling the pad from your already sore nipple.
Um, HELLO. I need those nipples intact, yo. And what’s with all the toile? Can’t you see I’m punk rock?
look at those chubby little arms and legs, he needs those nipples to make him big and strong so he can hug me. be careful!
Because he is the cutest punk rocker of all time! No way that sweet angel turns into the beast during – what I like to call – the witching hour. loving it.
I love the little concerned face he’s got in this picture. He’s like, “yeah, that’s right, I AM punk rock. Just check out my faux-hawk.”
And by the way? Ouch!
been there, done that, missing a nipple to prove it! :) Anders is incredibly handsome, and if you run out of girlfriends for him, pop on over to VA… We’ll host you!!
1) Nice placement of your glasses in the background there. :-)
2) That is the most awesome pissed-off baby face ever. He looks like he’s really angry that there’s no milk coming out of that pacifier.
3) I love the blue socks. And what does the t-shirt say?
HOW did you get him to take a pacifier??? I might consider trading you my ‘sleeps six hours through the night once or twice a week’ child for your ‘will take a pacifier without theatrically gagging and throwing a hissy because there’s nothing coming out of it’ child.
Maybe. Anders has way more hair than Jillian, and just keeping her face clean is enough work! Combing hair might be too much for me.
his shirt says “veggie baby” – dad’s a vegetarian.
LOL What a cutie he is, especially with that little faux-hawk.
And I’ve been there with the nursing pad thing….except mine involved having the pad get stuck to my butt (dont’ ask) and walking around the *entire mall* for nearly an hour before a woman pulled me aside and mentioned it to me. yeesh!
It’s important to note that Anders has NO product in his hair-a natural punk rocker!
Get it punk rock boi! Too cute! Love a good faux-hawk.
Sorry about the nips. Someone (I think it was the devil…) had a genius idea of “bras” that were stick on for backless dresses…wore them for my sister’s wedding. Getting them off?…..not. cool. at. all. So I feel for you in a non-baby related way, more of a where-the-hell-did-my-nipple-go?!! kinda way.
And wait a sec…dad makes you delicious egg muffins but, he’s veggie?! Now that’s love : )
I just died a little from the cuteness.
And my nipples hurt.
Thanks for both sensations.
Sweet mo!
Oh my god… so cute. What’s the point in having a baby if you can’t dress him up and take wacky pictures?
He’s a little French vittle, I could just eat him. I won’t, I’m veggie too.
Omigosh, that’s the cutest faux-hawk I’ve ever seen.
Priceless!
I love the angry baby face.
Love the faux hawk!
Also? Sebastian’s 1st year album is covered in that exact same toile. Please stop copying me, you hot mamma you.
=)
Absolutly adorable!! Love the shirt and the mo mo!!!
The Socks say it all.
And the toile is great, punk rock hair style and all.
You should try “Lily Pads”. They are reusable breast sheilds that are made of a silicone material. They came out way too late for my use, but both my Sister’s got some and they love them. You can even swim with them on and they stay put.
Sleep deprivation is a certified form of torture. The CIA should employ newborns for this very purpose…
Man, that boy looks really angry about something there. LOL He’s a cutie…
Absolutely adorable! Hope you didn’t injure yourself too badly, and that you get some sleep soon!
I kind of want to have a baby just so I can style his or her hair in crazy ways. Is that wrong?
Holy cow – he’s a rock star already. Is he reading already, too?
No reading…just a lot of grunting. :)
i love the hair! he is too kreakin’ cute! sorry about the boob, that had to suck donkey balls.
that was supposed to say “freakin’ cute”
Anders rocks.
I did the exact same thing with the nursing pad. I then tried the ones that didn’t have adhesive backing… and dealt with slipping nursing pads all day. Adhesive is definitely the way to go. yikes.