I had my first cervical exam this morning and…
DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN
nothing has happened. My cervix is tightly closed- it looks like Whoorlito still has some cooking to do.
I was talking to one of my favorite nurses today in an office I call on for work, and I asked her to guess what day Whoorlito would make his arrival. I explained how my “official” due date was August 11th, but all of my 4 ultrasounds had shown a due date of August 5th-7th, which just MUST be more realistic considering the spinny-wheel LMP date is a crock considering I don’t ovulate anywhere near day 14…blah, blah, blah. Do you see where this was going? I was totally priming her for the “Oh, don’t worry, he will definitely come closer to the ultrasound date” response.
Instead, she looked me up and down and with no hesitation said, “August 15th- that baby isn’t coming out anytime soon”.
Thanks a LOT.