Or be a part of my non-scientific, double-blind, placebo-controlled, government-funded study!
Um, it’s really none of those things. But did you see how well that flowed from my fingers and translated on the written page? Seven years of pharmaceutical sales has taught me something, by God.
Mommies, tell me how many days +/- you delivered from your due date. Also, if you had two separate dates (like the lame LMP spinny-wheel date vs. what the ultrasounds predicted), which was closer? And non-mommies, I’m not discriminatory…tell me about your sisters, friends, etc.
And finally (TMI), did anyone have really bad breast pain in their last month? Like your nipple was struck by lightening?