Big Sky Country

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I’m off to beautiful Montana for an entire week!

Interesting facts about Montana:

- The average square mile of land contains 1.4 elk, 1.4 pronghorn antelope, and 3.3 deer.
- The density of the state is six people per square mile.
- The State animal is the grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis).
- The State tree is the Ponderosa pine (Pinus ponderosa).
- Montana holds the world record for the greatest temperature change in 24 hours. 103 degrees!
- It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. Additionally, it is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.
- Sprint PCS Coverage in Montana can be found here.

What this means to me:

- If my calculations are correct, there are 6.1 ample-sized animals with freakish antlers to every 6 little human beings per square mile. I have no idea how many grizzlies are chillin’ per square mile, but considering they are the state animal, I’m guessing a lot. “Montana: Big Sky Country”. Not so much. How about “Montana: Just Like a Carnivorous Zoo, But Without Cages.”

- Better stock up on Claritin. I’m allergic to pine- I can’t even have a real Christmas tree! By the way, I am also allergic to cattle if anyone was wondering. While testing for allergies as a child, the physician checked me for cattle allergies. CATTLE, PEOPLE. Not the kind of allergies related to eating cattle beef, either. Nope, more like the rubbing-up-against-a-cow variety. You have got to love growing up in Oklahoma.
- What the hell is going on with the temperature fluctuation? Packing will be complicated, resulting in an achy back from hunching over and staring into my suitcase for at least 4 hours today.
- I have to make sure my grandmother hasn’t been locked up.
- The kicker. No cell phone coverage. Not really a big deal because I’m not fond of talking on the phone anyway. As for internet access, rumor has it, and I’m cringing as I write this, dial-up. Dial-up. Misery. Oh, I know, I know, I should enjoy this time away to refresh, rejuvenate and marvel at God’s country. Don’t worry, be happy! Well, the internet makes me happy. So there.

In all honesty, I am so excited about this trip. I get to spend a full week with my family that I MISS SO MUCH! Plus, I did a little research and I located 1 (one) internet cafe in the town I am visiting. Hell yes.



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Comments

  1. I’ve always wanted to go to Montana. I can’t wait to hear about your trip … and by the way, I love, love, love, the new picture!

  2. Have a fun trip! Maybe you need to take some kind of knife or other weapon. Just remember to go for the eyes!