You guys. Wito has taken Wii Boxing to an entirely new level.
If you choose to watch this clip, please take note of a few details.
1. The level of spastic boxing increases at every round. If you prefer a 5-second spaz summary, please check out the 1:30 mark. (But then you would miss the insightful commentary, such as “I’LL PUNCH HIM DOWN I’LL PUNCH HIM DOWN,” as well as his victory dance at the end. Your choice.)
2. I enjoy how he spends half the match staring at, well, I have no idea. Channeling some sort of boxing demigod?
3. Wito can do this for 30-45 minutes at a time. I have no idea how he can sustain that level of energy. (Oh, yeah! He’s five.)
After finishing the match, he sat down next to me and said, “Phew! That boxing is a better workout than your Pilates!”
It’s a close one, but I think he might be right.