Updates – Part Two


Wow. This has been a great week, y’all. My recipe arsenal is stacked. Many of you made the decision to use non-toxic cleaners, which makes me SO VERY HAPPY. I designed a banner for blog royalty. (Isn’t it purty?)

Best of all? Satisifed Hair Thursday customers! Hell yes.

Gretchen’s before photo:


Gretchen’s after photos:



Awwww, yeah. Rocking the ponytail bangs. Looking good, Gretchen!

Miguelina before:


Miguelina after:


Hot hot hot! And when I say “hot”, I literally mean HOT. Earlier this week, I received an email from Miguelina. She told me that while attempting her newly-acquired Hair Thursday skills, her hair dryer burst into flames! Black smoke filled the bathroom!

Please familiarize yourself with the newly-revised Hair Thursday disclaimer.

Whoorl is not a hair professional, although she plays one on the internet. Please consult with your stylist before making any of the suggested changes. If your hair stylist sucks and does a horrible job, please do not hunt Whoorl down and hurt her. It is not Whoorl’s fault, as she is only trying to spread the hair love. Any other issues may be directed to Whoorl’s customer service department.

Additionally, Whoorl is not responsible for house fires caused by practicing her tutorials.



  1. Well done, Whoorly-girl. Well done.

  2. Look at all that fabulous hair! Whoorl: bringing great hair to the internet. I would submit my own raggedy mop, but then I’d have to admit that I don’t own a blow dryer. And would have to slink off the internet in shame.

  3. oh ms whoorl, we love you!

  4. haha…you are too funny.

    My hair needs serious help. I need a live-in hair doerer. UGH.

  5. they both look so smokin’ with their new do’s. excellent work whoorl.

  6. They both look awesome! And thank you for posting the “afters.” It makes it very apparent how much a haircut can change your look –

    I’m somewhat tempted to submit, just to see what you might say, but I fear the answer will be even more high maintenance than my hair currently is….

  7. Oh, my poor hair dryer–may it Rest in Peace. It simply couldn’t handle my mad new hair skills!

    Now I have to go shopping for a replacement. If you love your hair dryer, and it hasn’t burst into flames on you, please let me know.

  8. hahaha..i luv that disclaimer..

    Miguelina look HOTTTT!!

    she’s a hottie…and gretchen too…

  9. You must post the pumpkin-pecan bar recipe you twittered about…anything with pumpkin in it tastes amazing. Nothing says fall food like pumpkin.

    (P.S. Stop appearing in my dreams, dude.)

  10. Hot DAMN!

  11. I want Gretchen’s teeth and Miguelina’s jaw.

  12. Whooo-hoo! Sizzlin’!

  13. The ladies look beautiful! Wow!

  14. lovely ladies!

  15. Wow! The transformations are amazing – great job Whoorl! You are truly the hair queen.

    Ladies you look great!

  16. I don’t think I can truly express in words my desire for ponytail bangs. Stop it! I’ve been growing out my bangs for a year and half! Stop showing cute photos of cute ponytail bangs! Gaaaa!

    (Or continue to do so, and I’ll totally join the movement. I have no backbone.)

  17. Allow me to pat you on the back today. YOU ROCK!

  18. You guys both look great!

  19. Both these ladies look fantastic!

  20. Very nice, very nice. I too will be having hair day as I just got my hair highlighted and must show the world. Right now I’m to busy playing super mario bros on my blog.

  21. I’m in awe of your skills. Well done, pretty lady.

  22. Ladies, you look FABULOUS! All hail Wonderful Whoorl.

  23. Whoa is me, I have to wait until stinkin’ FEBRUARY.

  24. They both look so great. Gretchen looks so fantastic with bangs, makes me want to get myself some.

    Keep up the good work Whoorl. You are saving the world, one bad hairstyle at a time.

  25. Holy crap! They look fantastic! Gretchen looks 10 years younger. And Miguelina looks smoking hot!

  26. I was hoping we’d see before and after photos. They look great!

  27. natalie 42 says:

    I mean really, wow! You two look faboo! Brava Whoorl, brava. *sigh* I wish the waiting liste weren’t so long. I am in serious, SERIOUS need of a hair cut. I don’t even remember the last time my poor hair was cut (ahem…or trimmed…I know) by someone other than me.

  28. You totally need your own show.

  29. Gretchen looks years younger! Well done!!!