Would It Kill You To Add More Purple Tootsie Rolls?

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December 27, 2008

Packing suitcases
is killing my will to live
Hand me a gun please

Bacon yum bacon
Bacon bacon bacon yum
Bacon yum bacon

1 orange, 2 grape
100 cherry – I will
sue you, Tootsie Roll

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COMMENTS (4)

Comments

  1. slynnro says:
    December 27, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    As we have discussed (uh, how many syllables are in discussed? Couldn’t decide)
    Purple is the very best
    Glad I ate one, yes.

  2. Camels & Chocolate says:
    December 27, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    That would excite me
    Cherry is my life, you see
    I can’t stand the grape

  3. Rebecca (Bearca) says:
    December 27, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    Don’t like fruity ones
    Vanilla is where it’s at
    Here’s to you, Tootsie

  4. Scott says:
    December 28, 2008 at 3:57 am

    Those are hilarious–you are definitely gifted! I hope you have submitted them for publication in a literary journal!