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My New Haircut!

Your comments were brilliant yesterday. Alexandraleigh had me in hysterics with this one:

I can’t wait for Reverse Mullet Barbie. Or the Kate Gosselin Barbie with Fancy Reverse Mullet that comes with a tiny jar of pomade and a gigantic conversion van.

Reverse Mullet Barbie. BEST IDEA EVER.

As I read your comments and looked at the photo of Kate Gosselin repeatedly, a feeling of calmness washed over me. It was like I was being hypnotized by her spiky porcupine quills! All of the sudden I heard a voice. A tiny Reverse Mullet Barbie was sitting on my shoulder, whispering “Sarah, Sarahhhhhhhh, come over to the dark side….release your judgmental tendencies and your good taste….multiple painful-looking hair spikes are all the rage. I have chosen you as the messenger of the reverse mullet doctrine, and you must spread the word to the masses of heretics. Do it, Sarah. DO IT NOWWWWWWW.”

I don’t know what came over me.

BOW DOWN AT THE TEMPLE OF THE REVERSE MULLET.

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  1. Miguelina

    June 4, 2009 at 11:08 am

    Ha!

    DON’T SCARE A PREGNANT WOMAN LIKE THAT!

  2. Wow. That’s, um, pretty?

  3. kat

    June 4, 2009 at 11:12 am

    LOL! i LOVE IT.

  4. katie ~ motherbumper

    June 4, 2009 at 11:14 am

    Well… um…at least you don’t have to worry about bed head.

  5. martymankins

    June 4, 2009 at 11:15 am

    Uh… how much sculpting did you use?

  6. Kerri Anne

    June 4, 2009 at 11:17 am

    The curtain part in the front is what makes me laugh the hardest. And hey, as a bonus, you can just point the back of your hair at unwelcome guests. Like a porcupine does.

  7. molly

    June 4, 2009 at 11:23 am

    perfect. genius.

  8. monkeygirl

    June 4, 2009 at 11:23 am

    OMG! That is a LOOK! I’m pretty sure this post is getting a bad vote from the famous hair academy that is using Hair Thursday for their training.

    On another note, is your smashing lip color your personal combo of Dolce Vita and Pagoda?

  9. Sarah

    June 4, 2009 at 11:29 am

    It’s just Pagoda. Do you have it? YOU NEED TO BUY IT!

  10. kate

    June 4, 2009 at 11:29 am

    Dear god, I did not think it was possible to make YOU look bad.

  11. debby

    June 4, 2009 at 11:30 am

    ok that scared the crap out of me, lol.

  12. little miss mel

    June 4, 2009 at 11:32 am

    AH HA.

    Now that is talent, missy! How did you get the entire thing brown? paint brush? :D

    I adjusted the color saturation and levels in Photoshop.

  13. monkeygirl

    June 4, 2009 at 11:34 am

    I’ve been eyeing it up, especially since I know it is one of your faves and we both have the fair skin. You may have just sold it! Did you use a liner?

    Do it! I love Estee Lauder liner in Fig with that gloss. Actually, with anything…it’s a really neutral pinky brown.

  14. karen

    June 4, 2009 at 11:59 am

    Hey, I think you could pull that off!

  15. Manda

    June 4, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!
    (p.s. you are the master of photoshop, daaahling!)