In the Past Five Minutes, I Have:
1. Put the salad croutons in the refrigerator and the opened salad dressing in the pantry.
2. Filled a sippy cup per Wito’s request, but handed him a pack of swim diapers instead. The sippy cup could be anywhere at this point.
3. Received an email requesting my Brita FFG post that was due LAST MONDAY.
4. Spent 2,718 wasted breaths on a beach ball that I wasn’t depressing properly while blowing up, thus NO AIR WAS GOING INTO THE BALL.
Am I the only one experiencing massive brain fartage today?