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Parenting Confessional – Part 3

1. On Monday, Wito’s lunch consisted of some Cheerios and string cheese because I wanted to eat HIS beloved leftovers from a Mexican restaurant the night before.

2. I get secretly pissed when he announces that he doesn’t like the song playing in my car. I HAVE STELLAR TASTE IN MUSIC, KID. ONE DAY YOU WILL REALIZE THAT.

3. Wito calls cereal bars (Nutri-Grain bars and such) “handlebars”. I know I am supposed to correct him, but there is nothing cuter than a kid asking for a strawberry handlebar. Carry on, son!

4. If I’m looking like a disheveled mess and/or hobo and need to run errands, I prefer to take Wito so that strangers will assume I look this way from being an overworked parent. Truth is, I probably spent all of my primping time reading Harper’s Bazaar and rearranging my shoe collection.

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  • holly

    May 21, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    ha! i wouldn’t correct him either. handlebars, gahhh love it

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  • Jill

    May 21, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Ha! I do that last one too. I caught a glimpse of myself in the Target doors the other day and realized I looked like a hot mess. But then I quickly consoled myself with the notion that I had my kids with me so I was expected to look like that. At least their faces were clean. I’m always forgetting to clean their faces after they eat.

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  • Kaleigha

    May 21, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    What’s worse is when you don’t have a kid as an excuse and look disheveled to boot.:)

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  • hi kooky

    May 21, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    Hobo!

  • Gretchen

    May 21, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    Handlebars! HA! That’s even funnier than the fact that Scott calls Nutrigrain bars Graitrinune bars.

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  • Kristin

    May 21, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Love the handlebars! My little girl is close in age to Wito – love reading your posts about him :)
    I don’t correct some things she says either – I figure eventually she’ll figure it out and then I’ll be sad that she doesn’t say it that way. For example: we have a grey remote for our TV and she calls it the ‘grass kah-mote.’ LOVE it!

  • Deidre

    May 21, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    I called appendages falling asleep being “dizzy” for years and no one corrected me (I also called risotto – Rosetta but I was a lot older…) Handlebars is adorable.

    I had tater tots for breakfast because I wanted a vehicle for organic ketchup. Also, I’ve been hanging out in my PJs all day until about 5 when I have to go to class. It’s a pathetic existence.

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  • Robin Gedman

    May 21, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    My 4 year old daughter calls littering “glittering” and I think it is so cute. She talks about how bad it is to glitter and even lectures people on it. I don’t agree with her though, the world might be a much prettier place if people glittered. :)

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  • rachel

    May 21, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    I really love the new parent confessional posts. hilarious.

  • Linda

    May 21, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    My four year old son calls girls “grills”, and I can’t bring myself to correct him either!

  • sizzle

    May 21, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    I kind of can’t imagine you looking like a mess honestly. As if! :-)

    Handlebars is so cute.

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  • metalia

    May 21, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    Duuuude. Strawberry Handlebar could totally be a band. A great one, at that.

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  • Rhi

    May 21, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    The handlebars thing reminds me that my best friends kid used to call yogurt ‘ogrit’ and how very sad I was when he learned to say the word correctly. Also sad? He no longer calls me “Annie Wee”, he can actually say Rhiannon.

    SOB!

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  • gorillabuns

    May 22, 2009 at 9:31 am

    I’ve worn the same pair of pants for three or four days straight. No make-up. You can only guess what my hair looks like. Sadly, I HAVE BEEN GOING INTO PUBLIC LIKE THIS!

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  • Stephanie

    May 22, 2009 at 10:47 am

    Like your number four, I find that I can get away with returning things without receipts if I have my kids with me– you know, harried mom with young kids, I’m sure she misplaced it!

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  • Kerri Anne

    May 22, 2009 at 11:06 am

    I’m pretty sure I subsisted entirely on Cheerios and string cheese all throughout elementary school.

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  • Robin

    May 22, 2009 at 11:32 am

    My son calls granola bars “gorilla bars.” I don’t correct him either.

    I’m always sad when my kids start pronouncing words correctly. I almost died when my two year old started properly calling her stuffed kanga roo “kanga roo.” Before that it was kiddly woo. :(

  • katie

    May 23, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    My son calls them “canola” bars and we totally don’t correct him, because it’s kind of awesome :)

  • ali

    May 24, 2009 at 9:38 am

    i cannot bring myself to correct the mistakes. they are just too cute. i don’t know if anything ISabella says can beat handlebars, though ;)

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  • Anonymous New York

    May 24, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    I love when kids mispronounce things. So cute! My brother called grapes “beeps” and Raisin Bran “ram ram.” I called pretzels “peetatoos.” We still don’t know where I got that one.

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  • zizi

    May 25, 2009 at 10:50 am

    Thanks to Whoorl, we still say flever for fever.

  • Undomestic Diva

    May 25, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    My 4 year old uses the word “bastard” regularly as a term of endearment towards his brothers. I should really consider trying to put an end to it being that I just signed him up for holy rollin’ Christian preschool in the Fall, but eh, I have all summer right?

  • Aimee Greeblemonkey

    May 25, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    1, 2 = me.
    3 = skabetty.
    4 = me too except I am fucking around on the internet.

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  • mariah

    May 29, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    Hi, I’m new here and just wanted to say ‘handlebars’ is the cutest and I look like crap most days and my youngest is 10 so I don’t know who to blame it on

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