Groceries and Egg Nog

Pennsylvania Dutch you make me want to strip nude and run through the hills So sweet, warming my jaded innards, I can’t stop drinking your goodness Grocery shopping with my father is quite a hysterical time Pushing the cart while hearing “HOLY CHRIST! Look at…

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Hair Color Disasters

Emily is 32 and lives in Boston with her funny boyfriend. She is a beauty school dropout who cannot stop cutting her own hair. She can be found obsessing about cheese and her cat at Pretty Crabby or talking about products endlessly at Tallulah Blue….

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Just In the Nick of Time

11:05 at night, just getting unpacked so very tired The flights were on time No drama, no ear issues just how I like it My eyes feel like they are being held open with tiny toothpicks, yo Time to hit the sack Sweet dreams everyone,…

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Preparation

Over fifty flights flown by master Wito, he is a seasoned traveler He has fluid in his ear, please GOD don’t rupture while on the airplane Questions about flights with infants/toddlers? I am your info touchstone No idea how but my 6-7 Fantasy team made…

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HT Updates!

It’s been awhile, yes? Remember Lyndsay and Geoff? For Lyndsay, the majority of votes favored Option #1. Lyndsay went for it! Check out her new style. Doesn’t she look great? LOVE IT. As for Geoff, Option #2 was the popular choice. Here’s Geoff’s updated photo….

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It’s a Haiku Holiday

We’re embarking on our annual Tour d’Oklahoma this Wednesday for 10 days. It’s going to be a different vibe this Christmas, with my parents in their new house and my growing dependence on Chex mix and alcohol. So…nothing’s changed except the housing situation. Instead of…

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