hair thursday makeover 12

Thanks for all of the love, ladies. I’m telling you- your comments about my so-called young appearance could not come at a better time. I spent upwards of ten minutes this morning trying to brush a black “eyelash” off the corner of my eye, until…

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A Prelude to Hair Thursday

It’s coming! Hold your horses! Last night, I was a tad over-served in the martini department (hence the delay). I was enjoying a few with a fabulous friend when I noticed an older, Tony Bennett clone and his colleagues staring at me from across the…

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Neato Is Here!

Born last night around midnight via C-section. 8 pounds, 2 ounces and 22.5 inches long. (His cheeks look delicious. MONCH. MONCH.)

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Twins!

Okay. Not Lala’s new addition, but US! WILL YOU LOOK AT US, FOR THE LOVE OF SQUISHY BABIES EVERYWHERE?! Yours truly: And Lala: She’s currently 4cm dilated after 7 hours, which might seem like a long time to some, but considering I was a mere…

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Updates – Part Four

Hey! Pull yourself away from the turkey and dressing and check out these fine ladies, will ya? This first update wins my HT Most Improved Award. Remember Melanie? Melanie was treading lightly in mullet territory, and if I recall correctly, I advised to “take off…

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