Incoherent Rambling and a Dunkin Donut

About a month ago, I made a promise to some Very Important People that I would not come back from Blogher and write about all of the AMAZING and TALENTED women I met during the process like everyone else. (Although, I did! They were really, really fantastic!) (And that doesn’t count because of the parentheses.) […]

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A List Before I Go

1. I have been a little under the weather for the past couple of days, but I can confidently say that the 22 Jamba Juice Coldbusters have done their job. 2. However, I woke up sounding like Kathleen Turner this morning. 3. Which is kind of cool because my fellow Blogher attendees might think I […]

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Everything You Need To Know, Right Here

I’m Sarah, a veritable prodigy in the fields of list-making and lip gloss color recognition. I currently live by the beach with my picky interior designer husband and freakishly large baby. I am addicted to instruction manuals, green olives (preferably in my vodka), Fantasy Football, online shopping and the color of grass. My own personal […]

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Not Worth Noting, But Humor Me

1. This morning I ran 1.56 miles without stopping to walk. I have never in my life run 1.56 miles without stopping. I need to share this with you because, well, who else am I going to share it with, my mom? Here’s a little preview of that conversation. Whoorl: Mom! I’m halfway to my […]

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Why, Jell-O Pudding Pops? Why?

As I sat down yesterday afternoon, ready to crank out a post, I made the mistake of finding this piece from yesterday’s New York Times. Bye bye, Monday afternoon. Those comments sucked me in and didn’t let me go until late in the evening – evident from my healthy dinner of smokehouse almonds and a […]

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New Hair Product Alert

It’s really pathetic how I could talk about products all day long. People, I am a Power Consumer. Yesterday, my hair stylist introduced me to Kerastase’s new curly hair products. Now, I’ve read about Kerastase eleventy million times, but even I, the Power Consumer, refuse to pay $60.00 for shampoo and conditioner. She used the […]

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