Shitty Shit

Does anyone have 1.8 million to spend on a cute little bungalow by the beach? (What? Too much? But the owner re-introduced it to the market for $80,000 less! C’MON! WIMPS!) Great! Could you buy it and continue to rent it to a very nice…

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Another Profound Weekend

This might become a regular series – our weekend conversations are deteriorating by the minute. I’ve recently started running again and my right ankle and hip have been giving me trouble. As I was lying on the floor, trying to remember the exercises my former…

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The Best and Worst Day of My Life

When I stopped working in January, we decided to keep our nanny, Amy, for one half-day a week. Wito loved her, we loved her, and I especially loved the thought of having four hours to myself every Thursday. Pedicures! Shopping! The Beach! Well, it turns…

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The Birthday Menu

Iceberg wedge with homemade blue cheese dressing Oven-roasted chicken Chili Roasted Potatoes (alΓ‘ Rachael Ray) Sprinkles cupcakes (strawberry for me, milk chocolate for D) And for starters…Grey Goose Pear Vodka! (It was on sale at the grocery store!) (Hell yes!)

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Has It Really Been A Week Already?

Man, I’m riding this hair thing to its death. I’m just a little busier than usual, with Father’s Day being yesterday and D’s birthday tomorrow. Yesterday, an impromptu mini-block party erupted on our lawn complete with pear vodka. PEAR VODKA, I SAY! Has anyone had…

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