I have a crush on Wito’s pediatrician. I think I may have told you all about him, once or twice or 5,000 times. Who’s counting? (I am! I count the times I think of the crush!) (MANY, MANY TIMES I THINK OF THE CRUSH!) It’s just his dark, wavy hair. The perfect dark, wavy hair. […]
I’ve wanted to post a video of Wito playing with his very favorite toy, the nasal aspirator. Over the past 9 months, we’ve spent approximately 1.9 million dollars on ball-popping, squeaky-singing, colorful toys and all he cares about is licking and chewing the snot sucker. It’s simultaneously endearing and fully disgusting. However, I’m holding out […]
Wito is feeling better. So much better, in fact, that he’s decided to add yoga to his daily morning activities. Here he is demonstrating the Downward Facing Dog Pose. Who wants those thighs for breakfast?
A thousand bottles of vodka. I have been fully initiated into the Ear Infection Society. No Sleep Till Brooklyn. I think the poor boy is coming around the bend. Therefore, I declare this very minute through Sunday, Mother’s Day Extended Weekend. Until Monday, peace be with your ears.
5 years ago, I had some anxiety issues while living in Chicago. I’m not sure if it was a result of the gloomy winter weather, living in an “up-and-coming” neighborhood (prostitutes behind our flat and generalized crazy) or just that specific time in my life, but it was a little frightening. I was underweight, had […]
I remember reading about Twitter’s SXSW win and thinking, “WHY would that website win such an award? Who would use that interface?” Apparently, I would.