It’s The Truth And You Know It

So You Think You Can Dance is the most riveting television program in the history of time. There. I said it. I said it so you don’t have to, people. Wait. Why, you ask? Oh please, let me enlighten you. 1. Cat Deeley has great…

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Tea Party Retaliation

Hey, anybody got any snacks? No? No snacks? Oh well, this ball will do. BB: There he goes with the eating again. Now’s the perfect time… BB: Didn’t like my tea party, did ya now?! You mess with the bull, ya get the horns, bucko!…

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The Differences Between Boys and Girls

The Differences Between Boys and Girls from whoorl on Vimeo. I’m not so sure Wito will receive another tea party invite from Baby Bug. Can we discuss his size? 9 months old, people. I’m frightened.

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This Post Has No Direction Whatsoever

A couple of nights ago, I had a dream about Neil from Citizen of the Month. It was relatively benign- we were at some writer’s retreat and he wouldn’t stop talking to Sophia on the phone. I emailed the next morning to tell him, not…

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You’re From The High Plains, Whoorl

Yesterday was one of those days that just physically kicks you in the ass. Repeatedly. The kind of day that makes the middle of your back burn and ache; the kind where you find yourself exhaling as you finally, FINALLY melt into the couch at…

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