Bring On The Lists

Sweet Jebus, I can be so lazy. Here I sit on the couch in my perfectly clean house (hell yes housekeeper monday), Wito just went down for a nap, my Statcounter and Google Reader feeds are caught up (which one’s better?) and the house is perfectly still. I can even hear the birds outside.

You would think I could get those creative juices flowing and crank out a post, but all I’m interested in is polishing off this box of Cheez-Its in my lap. Who out there doesn’t love the crispy tang of a Cheez-It?! If you don’t, I don’t think we can be friendternets (©Sarcomical) any longer. D told me yesterday that he is concerned about my diet; specifically that I eat nothing but crackers all day long. Hey D, it’s called being LAZY. And what about the Luna bars, dude? I eat those all the time and they have like all the vitamins and minerals you need for a week! Shit.

I was tagged for the six weird things meme that’s going around like the flu (thanks LVgurl), but seriously, don’t we all know that I’m fucking weird by now? If not, the category named call me quirky will get you up to speed. Side note – don’t do it.

La dee dah deeee dah.


Maybe I should make a list. When I switched over to WordPress, I looked through my older posts and realized I am a list-making queen. I love me some lists – they even have their own category.

Give me a list topic. I’ve got an hour to kill.

  • Donovan

    February 20, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    Favorite 80’s Movies

  • Donovan

    February 20, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    Nevermind, that’s lame. How about Favorite Junk Foods(ie. Twinkies etc.).
    That’s lame too. I don’t know, Favorite Cars, Most Inspiring Movies/Moments.
    Man, nevermind making a list, I can’t even think up a list topic.
    Today sucks.

  • Jenifer

    February 20, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    Yay another Cheeze-its addict. I’m in love with the White Cheddar! What’s your personal fave? I keep a box on the floor hidden behind my desk leg, thinking that I’m hiding them from the boyfriend.

    PS…Your last post inspired my most recent post. I hope that you don’t mind a tad bit of internet idol worship.

  • whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    In no particular order (forgetting some majors, but the PRESSURE. THE PRESSURE OF A LIST):

    1. Cloak and Dagger
    2. Some Kind of Wonderful
    3. Airplane
    4. Better Off Dead
    5. Can’t Buy Me Love
    6. Clash of the Titans
    7. Dirty Dancing
    8. Fame
    9. Footloose
    10. The Great Muppet Caper
    11. Indiana Jones

  • whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    I like the plain ol’ original cheez-its. YUM.

  • whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 1:41 pm

    OH MY GOD. How could I forget Girls Just Wanna Have Fun?

  • whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    Weird Science! The Karate Kid! Wax on, wax off!

  • whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    9 to 5!

    I’m stopping now.

  • whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    Favorite Junk Foods:

    1. Cheetos
    2. Fritos
    3. Doritos
    4. Sour Cream Pringles
    5. Wavy Lays

    You get the picture…

  • Danielle

    February 20, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    I fell in luuuurve with Sarah Jessica Parker (an obsession that remains with me still today) in Girls Just Want to Have Fun. What a movie.

  • Jenifer

    February 20, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    I need to buy that movie on DVD (Girls Just Want to Have Fun). I have it on VHS but sadly no VHS player.

  • don't call me ma'am

    February 20, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    I’m sorry… I couldn’t get past the “Cheez-Its.” What was your post about??? I would kill for a Cheez-It right now. Sadly, they are not on the diet plan.

    How about a list of foods with which you are completely obsessed?

  • Donovan

    February 20, 2007 at 2:54 pm

    Did I just see “Clash of the Titans” on your list, or am I dreaming.

    Sorry, but you have to marry me now.

    *i hope my wife doesn’t mind….na, she’ll understand when she reads your list.

  • am'ti b

    February 20, 2007 at 2:57 pm

    hey whoorl i know our beloved d does not do movies, but you must and i mean must see a movie made since say you graduated from college. i must agree with some of the big ones on your list. but yo chica it is 2007! i mean no harm, just felt like being bold, i guess that is not a rare thing. i love fritos! and all frito lay products.

  • whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 3:00 pm

    Yes, yes indeedy. Clash of the Titans rocked.

    Was Flash Gordon made in the 80’s? If so, I have to add it to the list. When the dude has to stick his hand in the rocks with the scary scorpion stingthings? I still freak out to this day.

  • whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    dude, amti’b – my favorite movies of the 80’s, not of all time.

    if you’re gonna be bold, PAY ATTENTON. sheesh. ;)

  • whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 3:18 pm


    Food Obsessions:

    1. Nuts – walnuts, pecans, dry-roasted peanuts, pistachios. I love nuts!
    2. Mexican food
    3. Mexican food
    4. Mexican food
    5. Is vodka considered a food? It should be.

  • LVGurl

    February 20, 2007 at 3:24 pm

    Clash of the Titans is an amazing cinematic feat! Everything looks so real. Especially the sword fight between Perseus and the giant Scorpions. And that mechanical owl? And the the journey on the River Styx, when the skeletor guy opened his skeletor hand to take the coins? I really felt like I was there.

    Aaaannnnd, I’m a geek.

  • gorillabuns

    February 20, 2007 at 3:31 pm

    i really can’t believe you forgot to add mr. mom!

  • rebecca

    February 20, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    Greetings from a fellow list-lover. And, having seen your latest purse contents shot, how about the top 5 best lip gloss colors? Because I am also a savant in lip gloss color recognition. :)

  • Jenifer

    February 20, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    Okay… Top vacation spots (visited or would like to visit)

  • whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 3:49 pm

    Mr. Mom! MR. MOM! Like, the greatest movie of all time!

    “You want some chiliiiii?”

    Lip gloss and vacation spots forthcoming.

    By the way, Wito woke up like an hour ago and I just got back from a walk. Back to ignoring my child and creating lists.

  • whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    Bearca, the lip gloss list will be my next post. Damn fine idea (at least to lip gloss fanatics like us).

    Top vacation spots visited:

    1. Cabo San Lucas
    2. Bahamas
    3. NYC
    4. Surrounding California cities (Santa Barbara, San Diego, San Francisco)
    5. Aspen
    6. Santa Fe
    7. Montana

    Would like to visit:

    1. Italy
    2. Vancouver
    3. Sweden
    4. Seattle
    5. Portland
    6. Northern California coast
    7. Spain

  • rebecca

    February 20, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    Girl! I am awaiting your lip gloss post on pins & needles. I will plan one of my own in the very near future. It’s close to my heart. Shallow but true. :)

  • Kimmer

    February 20, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    On the vacation front, can we get a little Larry, K?

    The Free State, the Sub, the memories…

  • Karen D.

    February 20, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    How about all the things you DON’T miss about work (just so I can depress myself more!)

  • whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 5:37 pm

    That would be because Larry, K is my second home in my heart of hearts.

    Oh, how I miss LARRY. In fact, I miss it so much, I shall write a haiku.

    Larry, K., by Whoorl

    Larry K, the great
    Life is truly not the same
    without Larry K

    Free State and the Sub
    La Familia, Quintons, West
    Oh how my ass grew

    GSP, The Wheel
    Scary wrecks atop the hill
    Fraternity love

    Jayhawk basketball
    Jacque Vaughn I still adore you
    Where are you these days?

    Larry K, the great
    I will dream of my return
    But not in winter

  • whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 5:40 pm


    Unfortunately, that list would take up all the bandwidth on this site. ;)

  • Kimmer

    February 20, 2007 at 5:55 pm

    That haiku was glorious. In the 60 degree weather yesterday, I saw two girls cruising Tennessee…with their top down. oh the memories.

  • sizzle

    February 20, 2007 at 6:01 pm

    um, if you ever come to seattle, you damn well better say hello. ;)

    all these lists! i’m in heaven.

  • am'ti b

    February 20, 2007 at 6:28 pm

    my bad with the movies, i didn’t read the other comments. i went straight to your lists. now i have, sorry.

  • janet

    February 20, 2007 at 8:18 pm

    I also love Cheez-its, Cheetos, Mexican food, vodka, Mr. MOM (loooooove) and I got married in Cabo. Maybe we should be friends!

  • Darren McLikeshimself

    February 21, 2007 at 6:05 am

    Oh, man! Aren’t Cheez-Its the best? I especially like the Tabasco flavored kind.

    And you wrote “crispy tang.” SNORT!

  • Jen

    February 21, 2007 at 5:12 am

    Girls Just Wanna Have Fun…best movie ever. Tune in Tokyo! How about a list of things that annoy you most? Granted, mine would probably take up the whole Internet…

  • Sadie

    February 21, 2007 at 6:17 am

    Goddamnit, now I will be unable to focus on anything but the pursuit and capture of a box of Cheez-Its today. Normally I only have those at my mother’s (apparently the addiction is hereditary).

  • guinness girl

    February 21, 2007 at 7:09 am

    What, no Grease 2 on the list of 80’s movies? Gasp!

  • Married Jen

    February 21, 2007 at 8:00 am

    How about top 5 favorite ways to drink vodka???

  • whoorl

    February 21, 2007 at 8:07 am

    1. Ketel One on the rocks. 2 olives. (my go-to drink)
    2. Martini. Very dirty.
    3. Vodka tonic with lime.
    4. Vodka soda with lemon.
    4. Citron with soda.

  • Bren

    February 21, 2007 at 9:27 am

    I’ll have to share some authentic Mexican food recipes with you. What are you favorite?


    February 21, 2007 at 9:36 am

    How about a Baby-Gear Shitlist? You know, all the gear you bought and now regret.

    I’ll start! I bought a shopping car cover I used once. And I gave a friend of mine Pee-Pee Tee-Pees…

  • whoorl

    February 21, 2007 at 10:00 am

    peepee teepees are a JOKE! wito shot one in the air like a geyser.

    good idea for a list though. :)