Shiny Hair!

Shiny Brunettes, Blonds and Redheads Unite! As I sit here in Oklahoma, my father tells me there are only two types of bad hair. Thin and Curly. I ask him about my curls and he responds that mine is WAVY. Totally different, duh. He would also like to point out that he is referring to […]

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While We’re On The Subject…

Let’s talk about concealer, foundation and SPF. First off, the lip gloss recommendations were out of control. Out of control and totally kick ass. I love that we can all be so unbelievably shallow together. Shallow Lips Unite! I’ve received so many emails from you all about your new purchases and frankly, I have no […]

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The Lip Gloss List

One of the list suggestions in yesterday’s comments (Hi Chanel Glossimer in Spark – I think 75% of the people I know own this shade. From what I gather it looks great on pretty much anyone. 2. if I just had twins and was married to McDreamy. I guess I better stock up. 3. Stila […]

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Bring On The Lists

Sweet Jebus, I can be so lazy. Here I sit on the couch in my perfectly clean house (hell yes housekeeper monday), Wito just went down for a nap, my Statcounter and Google Reader feeds are caught up (which one’s better?) and the house is perfectly still. I can even hear the birds outside. You […]

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What’s In My Bag – Part 2

Do you remember my streamlined purse contents back in 2005? Having a baby changes your life – Case in Point #1,547. Please direct your attention to the 10 lip balms/glosses/sticks in my bag. Necessary?

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Whoorlito – 6 month update

Is it just me or does “Wito” sound extremely leader-of-the-baby-mafia-ish. I can hear it now, “DUDE, don’t let Wito find out what you did…he’ll cut your balls off”. That or he’ll eat you. First things first. Let me just say that ultrasounds are horrible. Not so much the ultrasound itself, but having to restrain a […]

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