Whoorlito: 4 Month Update

I can’t believe it…4 months old. Jesus, what a geezer. I never planned to be a monthly-baby-updater-person, but I just realized that if I don’t document here, it will definitely be lost in the dusty recesses of my noggin forever. So, essentially, this is more for me than you. Feel free to vomit from boredom. […]

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If You Leave Me Now…

You’ll take away the biggest part of me OOOH OOOOH OOOOOOOH NO, baby please don’t go If you leave me now, you’ll take away the very heart of me OOOH OOOOH OOOOOOH NO, baby please don’t go Please envision

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Pardon the Mess

Hi. Did you miss me? Turns out I had a slightly larger bandwidth issue than I originally presumed. Like upgraded my entire account to a more expensive plan only to find out that it wasn’t enough either kind of issues. So on top of returning to work and leaving my precious baby, I spent mucho […]

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