A Peace Treaty

You know what cures any first-time parenting freakouts (besides tons of fabulous comments from you all)? A trip to the San Francisco Fall Antiques Show! Now, aren’t we just the picture of marital bliss? No piss-poor attitudes! Love all around! Also, our hotel room has…

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Off to a Great Start

Happy Monday, everyone! I hope you are enjoying your day. Lord knows I am! Really, how could you NOT revel in a glorious sunny day with a comment like, “Your Attitude Is Piss-Poor and You’re Not Going To Get Away with your Bullshit” from the…

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11 weeks old

It’s not NaBloPoMo yet, suckas. I must conserve my entry-posting energy. Instead, will you look at this photo? Can you believe how big he is?

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NaBloPoMo

Have you heard of you? Currently, the majority of my non-existent free time is being spent vacuuming pantry shelves, wiping down pantry shelves with non-toxic cleaner, staring at aforementioned pantry shelves waiting for a pest to appear and obsessing that one has jumped from the…

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