Coming Clean

Why do questions from strangers about your pregnancy follow the exact same pattern 85% of the time? The Holy Trilogy of Pregnancy-Related Questions: 1) When are you due? 2) Is it a boy or a girl? 3) Have you picked a name? These questions are usually followed with a couple of random tidbits about their […]

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Friday Fun

I stole this from make one too. For the record, the jeans aren’t my favorite (is that a 1980’s tight roll?). Whatever, I still love this shit.

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A Moral Issue

I try to keep this blog light and airy at all times- honestly, I don’t prefer to read people’s opinions on politics and so I extend the same courtesy to my readers. Instead, let’s talk about poop! Breastfeeding (I’m skeered)! Pregnancy-induced gas! Well, I can’t do that today because the issue at hand isn’t just […]

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Happy Father’s Day

Happy Father’s Day to my most-treasured men. How many daughters can say they’ve danced on stage while their dad rocked the crowd? My little sister and I can. And please excuse my boastful ways, but this man is the father of my unborn child. Life is good.

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Ode To My Bitches

What a perfect weekend. My three very best friends, in the same place at the same time, bearing gifts for Whoorlito. What a rarity! We usually make it happen once a year, but it has become increasingly harder as we grow older and families expand. So as you can imagine, in my current sappy state, […]

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