Rain Rain Go Away

It’s pouring in Southern California. I guess winter finally made an appearance. I personally don’t mind the rain- it’s the only weather change we experience around here. Well wait, maybe I mean I don’t mind the rain when I’m lying in my bed, eating bonbons and watching Ellen. I DO mind the rain when I […]

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Queen Bee Arrives Soon

This is a quick post because my mom will be arriving in Orange County in less than 2 hours. I am seriously jazzed. It’s a bonafide mom/daughter weekend free of any men. Do you know what that means? SHOPPING BONANZA. Not only is my mom fantastic in every way possible, but she is already spoiling […]

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Seven Things

Hey, Jurgen Nation? Shit. Seven Movies/DVDs That I Watch Over and Over Again: 1. Dream For An Insomniac 2. Cinema Paradiso 3. Secretary 4. The Royal Tenenbaums 5. Down With Love 6. Sex and the City (except season 5…boooring) 7. Like Water For Chocolate Seven People I Want To Join In (unless you’ve already done […]

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Post Office Blues

D forced me to accompany him to the neighborhood post office this weekend. I almost died a thousand deaths. I despise our neighborhood post office. It smells of mothballs and Polident, and you have to take a fucking PAPER TICKET with a number printed on it and wait your turn like in the 1950’s or […]

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Just a Few Things

1) I’m so happy American Idol is finally down to 24 contestants. The auditioning process was so. very. tiring. to. watch. 2) Speaking of American Idol, my husband’s hair temporarily looks like Simon Cowell. It is very unfortunate. We both got haircuts yesterday, in which he had a fair amount cut off. His hair literally […]

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Giddy

**gloating alert** Whose husband returned from the flower market with this bouquet for Valentine’s Day? And, might I add, took the time to handpick each and every flower instead of having some stranger create it? That would be MINE! **gloating alert**

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