Oh, My Beloved Turkey

Sorry, peeps. I have nothing to write about that would interest anyone in the least. Unless you want to hear about the dangers of

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Are the 80’s Making a Comeback?

I have only bought two books about pregnancy, The Girlfriends Guide to Pregnancy and The Pregnancy Journal. That’s enough for me. Girlfriends Guide is cute, but I get really distracted and bored after about 5 minutes. I’m just the type of person that wants answers…

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Whoorlito Update

I had my follow-up ultrasound this morning, and everything looks great. My hemorrhage has healed and the baby was doing some major whoorlito aerobics. Here are some ultrasounds from early Saturday morning (notice the time, aargh). Hey guys! Check out my arm and hand! But…

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Leaving Las Vegas

Hey, how was your weekend? Mine was interesting to say the least… Whoorl’s Shitty Weekend in List Form: 1. I woke up Friday morning in Las Vegas sooooo ready to fly home at 3:53pm. It’s going to be a great extended weekend! 2. Got ready…

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Hostage Crisis

S.O.S. I’m in Las Vegas attending my company’s annual meeting. I really can’t think of anything more fun or titillating than being pregnant in Sin City. I am counting the minutes until Friday evening when I can sleep in my own bed. Until then, Viva…

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