Baffled

Today, all I want to do is share all of my intriguing theories on airport bathrooms with you. These are highly controversial theories that could possibly catapult me into Discovery Channel stardom, but I can’t. Wanna know why? Because all of my mental facilities are focused on the scary effects of food on a pregnant […]

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The Christmas Season Needs To End

Ok, it is time to stop the madness. I can’t take it anymore. For the past 4 days, D and I have been on scheduled 1 to 4-hour incremental visits to family and friends. The first day was fun, second day was interesting, third day was tiring, and the last day was just ridiculous. And […]

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Christmas on Speed

I have officially entered the “Oh Mother F’ing Shit” Christmas phase. Between the last-minute gifts, 5,000 errands, packing for my trip to Oklahoma, and oh yeah, attempting to NOT get fired from my job, I haven’t left much time for updating. Never fear! Once I settle in at my parent’s home on Friday, I will […]

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A Call To Action

Fellow bloggers, do you have friends/family members who still don’t fess up to reading your blog? People who don’t blog themselves and don’t realize the information we receive about our readers? Would these people just cringe knowing that we see HOW MANY times they visit us daily? Frankly, I’m tickled pink. To my peeps out […]

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