Her Royal Highness of Pastry Land

Last night I dug into my decades-old Ziploc bag looking for more baby photos to use on my sidebar. I spent upwards of two hours browsing and scanning what seemed to be millions of old memories from around 25-30 years ago (yikes), and became surprisingly sentimental over the whole deal. Being a young kid in […]

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Pinto Bean Syndrome Part Deux

The Pinto Bean Syndrome has taken me down once again. I really thought my sneezing fits this week were due to allergies until I woke up with the infamous scratchy throat this morning. DAMN. Could the PBS rear its ugly head at a more inopportune time? HELLO, THANKSGIVING. How can I put my turkey face […]

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Apologies

Sorry about the lack of entries, peeps. My iBook is very feverish and needs to be hospitalized STAT. Wish me luck at the

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America’s Next Top Sales Associate?

Last night I dreamt I was shopping at Neiman Marcus in the jewelry section and found this gorgeous turquoise necklace that weighed 50 pounds…I couldn’t stand upright because it was so heavy. I asked if I could get a sales associate’s help and Kim (the lesbian model from

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