Bonding with Little Sis – Montana Style
Me: This view is amazing. I think this is the prettiest sunset I have ever seen.
LS: It is so beautiful! Look at the mountains.
Me: Is that a deer or a donkey? You know, the grizzlies can’t be very far away.
Me: That’s frightening.
LS: If a grizzly jumped from behind that tree, would you haul ass?
Me: Yeah, I’d haul ass. I’d probably die anyway.
LS: Well, if it charged you, I would throw my vodka soda in its eyes to temporarily blind it.
Me: You would waste your vodka soda on me?
Now, that’s love.